[Music]
Hello blazers, NFKRZ here.
We're in, uh, outskirts of the town of (?) Chelyabinsk, Russia.
Today we're, uh, going to buy some super hot Chinese food.
[♫ I Love Beijing Tiananmen (我爱北京天安门) ♫]
Me and my friend Nick set out on a mission to find the hottest Chinese food in Russia,
get drunk, and try it out.
(♫指引我们向前进♫)
[Music] Really nigga?
(♫我爱北京天安门♫)
This made us end up in a Chinese market.
(♫升♫)
(♫伟大领袖毛主席♫)
(♫指引我们向前进♫)
Here we have, uh, huge varieties right here.
From extremely spicy to, uh, not so spicy.
"China edible" (laughs)
So, you can (stutters) can make sure that it's edible.
[Camera guy] This my first time, actually.
If you (stutters) are a weeaboo this is great because, uh,
everything right here is only with, uh, Chinese characters,
and I know weeaboos technically like Japan but do I care? No, I don't.
Yogurt fla-flavoured chips.
Now this one I'm very interested to, uh, try out.
They're just called "Happy". Happy (laughs)
This is just Russians trying to be (x2) Chinese.
[Camera guy] Korean. It's actually Korean.
A bit of, uh, casual racism on the NFKRZ channel.
Peanuts. Nuts. Deez nuts, got em.
We're buying a present for Misaki from Samurai Buyer.
Not really. (It's just a prank, bruh)
But, uh, as yo- you guy always tell me I copy idubbbz (good channel, subscribe) in every single way.
There you go, we are buying Chinese sheet (shit) now as well.
This is probably, like, the place for Misaki usually gets his cancer that he sends me (that grammar tho, but he's a Russian roadman so we'll forgive him)
all the time because they got, like, fucking shit like "Funny Bricks".
W-what is this?
As you guys can see, the newest VR technology is present right here.
[Music]
[BASS]
As you guys can see, I already own this place. It's been 5 seconds.
(laughs) Your boy NFKRZ bangerz.
The king of this, uh, Chinese shit.
[Gopnik music]
Heyyy, that's pretty good.
(laughing)
(More laughing)
Yes.
So, here you go guys. Uh, yogurt flavoured chips
DID NOT make me vomit.
So, that's good.
[More gopnik music]
[soviet rock music]
(Someone save him)
[nfkrz dances to soviet rock]
(Seriously, send help)
[laughing]
Bruh, look at this dude.
[music keeps playing]
Uh, this music-
(laughing)
[Camera guy] What the fuck? How are you doing that?
I apologise to everybody.
[singing]
[camera guy joins]
[Camera guy] Drunk NFKRZ.
This is what white people do when they get drunk.
(laughing)
(sings Bones - Dirt)
[laughing]
[more laughing]
[Russian]
NFKRZ! (x3)
(laughing)
(?)
And, the winner will be...
(that laugh, r u okay nfkrz?)
This nigga ripped his jeans.
Look at this. Watch your packing here, okay?
This is the Chinese ramen. It's supposed to be super spicy.
We got, this packet which is
some powder in it.
We got this one which is liquid.
Then we got this which is full of, I guess some meat stuff.
This is supposed to be super spicy so I don't think we're gonna survive this.
Are we going to?
[Gopnik music]
(windshield wiper laugh)
We're adding this.
Yeah, it looks like you just took a fat shit, on the (x2) ramen.
Give that meat a good ol' rub. (x2)
Hell yeah. Yeeah.
Here you go, NFKRZ bangerz cooking some ramen. Shoutout to FilthyFrank.
Oh yeah, boy. (x2)
(laughs) I might have messed up a little bit, but
I'll just give that a good ol' rub. (laughs)
This is like the most disgusting ramen I've ever made in my life to be fair.
Look at this.
[laughing]
This has gotta be [laughs] like the worst fuckin', the worst video.
You guys ever said that "NFKRZ, your content is getting stale"?
There you go, innovating on NFKRZ channel.
Just being a drunk piece of shit, spilling cancer on the (stutters) table, and eating ramen.
This is what you wanted? There you go.
This is when, uh, if (x2) the food gets too spicy you drink, uh, so that you don't die, right?
You gotta have some milk.
No, some water.
I don't think I'm ready for this. I don't think I'm ready.
Okay, it's time (x2). [Camera guy] You're gonna die.
[Intense music]
[Camera guy] How are you feeling, dude?
[ramen intensifies]
[Russian Civil War flashbacks]
[Camera guy] His eyes
Holy shit. [Camera guy] Look at this dude.
[Camera guy] And he's lying that it's okay. He's not okay.
I'm become fuckin' crying.
My fucking eyes are actually burning.
What the fuck is this shi- (time to call an exorcist)
Chinese people are fucked up there(?), okay?
[Camera guy] Don't spill the water.
You see, when you eat something on YouTube you usually fake the reaction.
This is actually fucking hot.
Oh my gosh.
[NFKRZ] I bet you guys watching this video like people watchi-, people suffering.
Oh my gawd.
[NFKRZ] You guys are gonna say "you guys are pussy ass niggas".
Just try it out yourself, okay? You're gonna fucking kil-, you're gonna die.
I look like (x2) fucking Bashurverse after his brok-, girlfriend broke up with him, like. [camera guy laughs]
Is this food like a program from the Chinese government to destroy Americans or something? (laughing)
Because fucking hell
[NFKRZ] Uuuh, I'm not feeling good, dude.
(gagging)
[NFKRZ] I'm about to uh, uh [laughs]
[seinfield theme]
As you guys can see, if I'm (x2) drunk as fuck I can still use perfect English.
If you guys, any of you try to say that NFKRZ doesn't use perfect English...
Fuck you, fuck you bitch ass nigga.
We still got one more food item to try, which is the meat. The Chinese meat.
And I don't care if we're in the middle of a fucking Russian neighbourhood right now, who about to get beat up by gopniks.
I don't give a shit, okay?
[Camera guy] Okay.
Cheers, lets try it out.
[NFKRZ] Uh, it's not that spicy. It's pretty good.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
I don't even know what type of meat is this, okay?
M-maybe this is like pig anus, okay?
I don't give a shit.
Chinese people, you weird as fuck, okay?
You eat like fucking donkey anuses or whatever.
Like, you guys are weird as fuck.
But this is pretty good.
You guys might ask me "NFKRZ, what is your life at this point?" I don't know, as well. I-I don't know
You guys have-, uh, you guys like the meme "cracking open a cold one with the boys"?
That's exactly what I'm gonna do now.
Crapping- cracking open a cold one and respecting women.
[Camera guy] What beer is that, Roman?
Uh, this is the "cracking open a cold one with the boys" beer.
[Camera guy] Alright.
This is like-, not only the lowest point NFKRZ channel has stooped so far but the NFKRZ life has stooped so far because
As you guys can see, this is a children's playground right here, give it- give the viewers a- (laughing)
This is a children's playground right here and we just, uh, we're just cracking (x2) a cold one with the boys. (laughing)
In the children's playground. This is the lowest point NFKRZ life has stooped to this point but do I care? No.
This is the way you're supposed to do it, you're supposed to take the Chinese meat
[Camera guy] Eat the whole thing.
And crack open a cold one with the boys.
You see guys, I was never, uh, a part of the gopnik life, personally.
Like, I was always the type of guy to say,
"You know, drinking beer in a, kid's playground is bad for you," but
[Laughs] As you guys can see right now it's not me, it's the, uh,
[Russian], it's the environment that makes you a gopnik.
Basically, if you're a boy in Russian neighbourhood, like I am, you just kind of become one.
Uh, it's really hard honestly.
I mean, as (x2) I've said guys, I'm in a bit of an existential crisis right now.
I'm drinking beer in a child's playground, this is the lowest that my life has stooped right now but
do I care? Not really.
[Laughing]
FUCK!
[NFKRZ] What the fuck is this nigga doing?
[NFKRZ] Like, I'm gonna be honest like
You guys can see NFKRZ, you say "NFKRZ, you don't work out, you fat ass fuck". Take that.
Hear this out.
Yeah guys, uh, you guys are gonna say "NFKRZ, your life sucks dick", yeah, I don't think so.
Yeah, my life doesn't suck dick.
But yeah guys, I hope you did enjoy this video. If you guys did please make sure to slap the mo-fuckin like button.
If you did enjoy this video, make sure to slap the like on it.
And I'm gonna make more drunk Russian vlogs, okay, because [burps] [laughs]
Drinking beer in a Russian playground.
This is the real Russian life right here.
I don't usually do this as well so
But yeah, guys, but hopefully you did like this sort of video format, if you guys did I'm going to make more of these just make sure to slap the mother-fucking like on it.
And I will see you guys in the next one.
Peeeeeace.
[Breathing] Ah, so good.
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